{"id":43,"date":"2006-08-24T10:44:40","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T18:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2006-08-24T10:44:40","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T18:44:40","slug":"two-signs-the-world-is-about-to-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/two-signs-the-world-is-about-to-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Signs the World Is About to End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two stories that indicate that the world is most certainly about to end:<\/p>\n<p>First, apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=514&amp;u=\/ap\/20060824\/ap_on_sc\/planet_mutiny_12\" target=\"_self\">Pluto is actually NOT a planet<\/a>.\u00a0 After years of growing up believing that there are 9 planets and hearing that there may in\u00a0fact be\u00a010,\u00a0I&#8217;m told that in fact there are only 8.\u00a0 What&#8217;s going to be next; Earth won&#8217;t be a planet anymore?<\/p>\n<p>Second, and even more of a sign of the end times, there will no longer be 24 hour <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,210263,00.html\" target=\"_self\">marriage licenses<\/a>\u00a0given out here in Las Vegas and that they will in fact close at midnight.\u00a0 Midnight?!?!?!\u00a0 It takes at least until 3:00 am to make the ill-advised decision to get married while drunk.\u00a0 I know they say it will save the state some money, but the math just doesn&#8217;t add up to me.\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t the publicity alone pay for being open all night long?<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/two-signs-the-world-is-about-to-end\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-facebook-plugin\/facebook_share_icon.gif\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\" \/><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two stories that indicate that the world is most certainly about to end:<br \/>\nFirst, apparently Pluto is actually NOT a planet.\u00a0 After years of growing up believing that there are 9 planets and hearing that there may in\u00a0fact be\u00a010,\u00a0I&#8217;m told that in fact there are only 8.\u00a0 What&#8217;s going to be next; Earth won&#8217;t [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p class=\"facebook\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/24\/two-signs-the-world-is-about-to-end\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-facebook-plugin\/facebook_share_icon.gif\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\" \/><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spencer.stantonfamilyonline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}